bruh, I found 2 random endings just by goofing off, 1 where you start randomly floating up after leaving your house (still don't know what I did) and 1 where you shoot that gas thing and you blow yourself up
It's some weird bug with the gravity code. I tried taking shortcuts cause I was like "oh the player doesn't need to jump" then that floating bug popped up and I gave up on trying to fix it so it's an official ending
Hi I think I found a bug when I go back to the gas station a second time after seeing my ex with the gun. When I talk to the clerk he gives me the $590 and I return home it seems to revert back to being at my house before I grab the gun. Not sure if this is intentional or not but I did this about 5 times with nothing happening. It is free money tho....
Oh wow, don't know how I or anyone else didn't catch that. Maybe it was intentional? I honestly do not remember, it's been so long.
Might just leave it in there cause 1: I'm lazy, and 2: it gives you another chance to go kill your ex (every man's dream... right?). Or I might update it to make it an easter egg where if you go back to rob it again, the clerk tells you that there's no more money.
Oh wow, don't know how I or anyone else didn't catch that. Maybe it was intentional? I honestly do not remember, it's been so long.
Might just leave it in there cause 1: I'm lazy, and 2: it gives you another chance to go kill your ex (every man's dream... right?). Or I might update it to make it an easter egg where if you go back to rob it again, the clerk tells you that there's no more money.
TL;DR (Sorry, I like explaining things in-depth): It's most likely just to do with your phone, if you could tell me what phone you have, that would be greatly appreciated.
That's likely to do with your phone, if you could tell me the kind of phone you have that would be greatly appreciated. I just ran a test on my budget test phone (Samsung Galaxy A01 for reference) and it took about 12 seconds on the first loading screen.
The issue is that the GLES3 renderer used in the Android port runs fine on more powerful phones, such as my high(er) end test phone (Galaxy Note 8) and my personal phone (Pixel 7a), but on cheaper phones GLES3 takes much longer to compile shaders (the Vita port taught me that, because even the GLES2 renderer takes forever to "load").
Unfortunately, you can't switch the renderers on the fly with Godot games. There is a built in argument to force GLES2, but... there isn't an easy way to use that on Android (if not impossible).
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i think i got every ending, honestly game of the year
i havent laughed at something in a while, this eased it up for me
i love this
btw, what is the fastest was to finish the game?
bruh, I found 2 random endings just by goofing off, 1 where you start randomly floating up after leaving your house (still don't know what I did) and 1 where you shoot that gas thing and you blow yourself up
It's some weird bug with the gravity code. I tried taking shortcuts cause I was like "oh the player doesn't need to jump" then that floating bug popped up and I gave up on trying to fix it so it's an official ending
Yo this game is cool
this have so much endings
Hi I think I found a bug when I go back to the gas station a second time after seeing my ex with the gun. When I talk to the clerk he gives me the $590 and I return home it seems to revert back to being at my house before I grab the gun. Not sure if this is intentional or not but I did this about 5 times with nothing happening. It is free money tho....
Oh wow, don't know how I or anyone else didn't catch that. Maybe it was intentional? I honestly do not remember, it's been so long.
Might just leave it in there cause 1: I'm lazy, and 2: it gives you another chance to go kill your ex (every man's dream... right?). Or I might update it to make it an easter egg where if you go back to rob it again, the clerk tells you that there's no more money.
Oh wow, don't know how I or anyone else didn't catch that. Maybe it was intentional? I honestly do not remember, it's been so long.
Might just leave it in there cause 1: I'm lazy, and 2: it gives you another chance to go kill your ex (every man's dream... right?). Or I might update it to make it an easter egg where if you go back to rob it again, the clerk tells you that there's no more money.
Best game ever made.
the android takes a eternity to load after pressing start game.
TL;DR (Sorry, I like explaining things in-depth): It's most likely just to do with your phone, if you could tell me what phone you have, that would be greatly appreciated.
That's likely to do with your phone, if you could tell me the kind of phone you have that would be greatly appreciated. I just ran a test on my budget test phone (Samsung Galaxy A01 for reference) and it took about 12 seconds on the first loading screen.
The issue is that the GLES3 renderer used in the Android port runs fine on more powerful phones, such as my high(er) end test phone (Galaxy Note 8) and my personal phone (Pixel 7a), but on cheaper phones GLES3 takes much longer to compile shaders (the Vita port taught me that, because even the GLES2 renderer takes forever to "load").
Unfortunately, you can't switch the renderers on the fly with Godot games. There is a built in argument to force GLES2, but... there isn't an easy way to use that on Android (if not impossible).
galaxy 10A
banger
Awesome
i found out about this game on the vita homebrew store. masterpiece.
the screen just keep flashing black is there a way to fix that?
Definitely no way to fix that in game… could be something with your computer. Are you playing on web or on desktop?
it was the destop version but the web version is fine
Seems like your PC has an issue with OpenGL 3. Give me a bit, and if I remember I might upload a desktop version that uses OpenGL 2.
Alright the desktop versions got GLES 2, have fun.