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8/10 Instructions were clear, but now my wife left me so had to dock 2 points due to losing wife and serving in jail, otherwise 10/10

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lmao this games so funny

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put an endinglist, very lovey game, simple, but best game i played today 

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i genuinely fucking love this

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I got all 7 endings (one of them accidentally), and I can say that this game is a legend.

Really enjoyable and funny game! I found 6 endings in total including the bug haha
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shoot him and exit or shoot him and move to the back of the store theyre different endings

yes

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Damn, this game should have more endings, and the ending list.

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i would like to invest to this game

This game is weird. I like it

haha gas station worker go brrrrrr

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This game makes me feel a feeling that doesn't exist yet 11/10

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Ive been learning to make games like these and i know wanna make a fanmade sequel called how to escape from priso

bro i would play that

I think I got all of the endings, the kill Chlark, look at Chlark, shoot the gas, rob the gas station, and

NICE GAME

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there are seven (run away, bug, kill him and exit, kill him and stay, also his name isnt chlark, hes a store clerk

how do you get run away endings and bug?

bug: run into the walls of any bit of the gas station and you levitate
run away: run away from the gas station
hope this helps, and have a good day (btw sorry for the late repley)

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great game

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to whoever made this: thank you for making this.

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Really funny. I already know how to speedrun it.

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This game was great; very funny.

I love the retro art style.

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This was funny and a quick way to get a laugh while bored at work. good game

My son loved this game. Should I be worried?

Not really

FIRE !!!! MUST PLAY !!!

hello mate i am a mod for your game. I would like to know if you could contact me so that we can talk? Clxww#7804

Sorry for the sort of late reply, but Discord is telling me that your account doesn't accept friend requests, so you can contact me at POtO Software#3325

HILARIOUS

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I actually enjoyed this.

-"Would microwave again", 11/10.

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GET RICH QUICK WITH THIS SIMPLE TRICK (COPS HATE IT)

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best game 10/10

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Best. Game. Ever.

It keeps saying the file is damaged and I'm on mac 

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Well I mean you're on mac of course its gonna say that

As the Mac version is untested, I am unable to help you with that. All I can suggest is to re-download it or play it in the browser.

Actually, I have a mac thats just sitting there doing nothing, so I could help play test it

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use 7-zip file mannager

I know this is three months late, but I have just bought a MacBook. And I believe your error is caused because Apple wants macOS apps to be signed and notarized (it basically just lets macOS know that the app is not a virus) or else it'll claim it's "damaged"

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This game was pretty silly, I definitely had a lot of fun with it though!

Please check out my video: 

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great game man keep this shit up

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fun and silly game 10/10, broke boy certified

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So I have 6 endings so far

- You successfully rob the gas station

- You shoot the guy before you leave and the police get you

- You talk to the guy before picking up the chips at all

- You get the "glitch" where you fly into the air

- You wander far enough from the gas station

- You blow up the gas station by shooting the gas tanks

Are there any more endings I am missing out on?

Also, what is the point of the sink, the microwave, and shooting the rats

There is an ending where you don’t leave after killing the clerk, yeah it’s weird. And I added the sink, microwave, and rats just to test out the interaction system/gun

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wait so you just wait in the gas station after killing the guy?

edit: that is in fact an ending, i love this game lmaoo

Thanks.

Awesome epic pp gamer game

Awesome game, man! Zaebis!

COMPLETE TUTORIAL IN THE VIDEO AND REVIEWS AS WELL

Lol

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I've done it.. I've discovered the best game on itch.io

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A prophetic tale about a simple salary man losing it all and making a deal with the devil, God intervenes and saves the man from his fate. I was moved by the elegant story-telling. The people, much like the player, looked on in horror as the man floated away from Earth. Did he ascend? Was it aliens? We’ll never know for sure.

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I am laughing rn

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