v2.2.3: The Official & Live Android Port

Yes, my little Brie Cheeses, you read that right; How To Rob A Gas Station, the once hot video game you once all played is now officially on Android! I tested this port on the lowest of the low end (Galaxy A01), the outdated but still usable range (Galaxy Note 8), and the most current Android phones (Galaxy S23 Ultra and my personal Pixel 7a) so if you have a problem running this game you must be trying to get it running on a literal dinosaur or an iPhone like the silly goose you are (actually though if you have issues with the port let me know).

Now if I'm gonna be completely honest I was sitting on a 99% functional Android port since the beginning of this month, but it took until THIS VERY DAY for me to grind off the imperfections (the lights in the sewer weren't working) and build a functional APK to release out there onto all of your guys' smelly smartphones.

Now the inevitable question you may be asking me is "but what about iOS????????????". Well I have some unfortunate news for you poor souls, it's probably not gonna happen. At least not anytime soon. If I stumble upon $10,000+ one day I might buy a MacBook and newer (but used) iPhone and port it over but let's be honest, I am not getting a random $10,000.

Another question you might be asking is "but what about Google Play??????????????????????????????????????". Well that's definitely gonna happen... NEXT YEAR! Yeah I don't think I should be saying this but I'm not actually old enough to have a Google Play developer account yet. And no I can't just lie about my age, I have to send a picture of my driver's license. My birthday's in march so hold onto your asses until then, m'kay?

And yes, How To Rob A Gas Station 2.0 is still coming out. It's gonna take a while because I'm not really the most consistent developer... 

But it's coming! I promise! But I can't say when!